just so you know what is going on in my country right now:
- votes came in for independence 45% yes 55% no
- media very “”no”” centred and bias
- unionists are now attacking yes voters
- a seventeen year old girl has been stabbed
- they are burning our saltire giving nazi salutes
- our first minister resigns
please signal boost this
Legolas what the fuck happened to your elf eyes
LEGOLAS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR ELF EYES SEE
fun fact: Orlando Bloom’s eyes are naturally dark brown, but when playing Legolas wears blue contacts. but in the LOTR films sometimes they forgot to put the contact lenses in.
In the Hobbit films they seem to have taken extra care to remember the contact lenses…
that is actually hilarious
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
My yes voting neighbours car has just been smashed by a squad of 12 no voters. It’s suspected they’ve smashed about 4 more on the way. My uncle almost got attacked for trying to chase them off. I’m in Livingston and the police are not coming
This is not Glasgow this is 35 miles away
Please everyone in Scotland brace yourselves and hide all yes stickers
PROOF OF VOTING BEING RIGGED
SIGN IT, DON’T LET THEM AWAY WITH THE SAME SHIT THEY PULLED 30 YEARS AGO
"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"
"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"
"People your age shouldn’t be…"
I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk
trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?
"I can help"
this means something. right?
[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]
this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever
[PUNCHES A WINDOW]
[THROWS A CHAIR THROUGH A 3RD FLOOR WINDOW]